Dimitri: Yes, Mother, I am aware there is a time crunch. But I'm not turning 40 tomorrow. I'd like to, you know, explore my options.
Megan: What options? You're not seeing anyone. And that last romantic encounter you had with Billie Reed was al an act. Am I correct?
Dimitri: You don't see how crazy this is, do you?
Megan: Well maybe a little crazy's what we need in this fortuitous situation. Dimitri. That inheritance money is rightfully yours. And let me let you in on a little secret. I have big plans, plans that require significant funding, so you need to put a ring on her finger.
Dimitri: But why this woman, Mother? I've only known her for two minutes. I don't know anything about her.
Megan: Well, let me bring you up to speed. She is smart. She is successful. She is beautiful. And she has a delightful accent that will be a wonder to wake up to every morning. What more do you need to know?
Dimitri: Oh, I don't know off the top of my head. Do you have a priest in mind for the ceremony? Or maybe we go with an Elvis impersonator. Oh, and you know what would be helpful is knowing whether or not the bride-to-be is single.