Jack: Give me half that money or else.
Theodore: Or else? Hitting a black man is a hate crime too. Rarely enforced, but still.
Jack: Well I'm not racist.
Theodore: And I'm not homophobic.
Jack: Then it looks like we've arrived at a real Mexican standoff. Wait, is that bad? Should it be hispanic stand off? Or is saying stand off like I think they're all stand offish?
Theodore: I think you need to be more earth tone neutral. I think it's Latino American now.
Jack: Oh right, totally. Then it looks like we've arrived at a real Latino American misunderstanding.