Mary: I'm glad that my unhappiness gives you so much pleasure.
Queen Catherine: Your unhappiness gives me no pleasure. Your absence, however...

I wonder whose face you're imagining in that target. A Portuguese prince, perhaps?

Mary

Katherine: I just needed a place to crash.
Caroline: What? I loathe you!

I'm like a supernatural Madonna, don't you think?

Silas

Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.

Damon

Elena: You're kind of evil. No offense.
Silas: None taken.

Quiet, still, peaceful. I like our life like this.

Elena

Cara: I'm not talking about them. Why didn't you tell me?
John: Because of the way you're looking at me right now. Like I'm some monster.

Ever feel like we're the parents?

John

In case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of a badass.

Cara

The last time you had a few drinks, you levitated a bus for a bachelorette party.

John

Stephen, don't go wandering off on me. If your father had come when he was asked, he'd still be alive.

Jedikiah