Rachel: Okay, you know what, Kurt? You've become boring. You go to class, and then you come home, and you eat all this food and watch your stories, and you Skype with Blaine, and it's not even sexy Skyping. I know this because you just go to sleep. Same thing every day.
Kurt: I change up my afternoon smoothie occasionally.

I've kind of been going through hell the past month and I just needed something to snap out of it.

Rachel

Oh, it's okay. I have no morals and I'm desperately lonely. I'll be the other man if you want a little something-something on the side.

All I want is the promise of democracy.

Leslie

[To Sherlock] Screw your father, we can find a new place to live.

Watson

[To Joan] I thrive in New York not because of who I am but because of who I know.

Sherlock

[To Joan] I was very pleased to return to London a few months ago because it made me appreciate what I have here, you, Gregson, and even Detective Bell.

Sherlock

This is about you Sherlock, for the first time in your life you're making the decision for two people!

Mycroft

Sir, I formally retract my hug.

Chris

This is one of those "so many questions" moments.

Joan

Joan: Ian Gale is an icon!
Sherlock: I am sure he puts his ear-buds in one at time like the rest of us.

Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake.

Ben