Davina: A coven of psycho witches want to sacrifice me in a blood ritual.
Josh: Oh, wow. Okay...sorry?

Oh, screw the sharktopus. You're my main course.

Chef Leo

I'm a witch, I'm not Amish. It's just I'm 16. I don't go to clubs.

Davina

Dean: Oh, are you kidding me? Dick move, pigeon!
Pigeon: Screw you asshat!

Hetty: Remember me?
Kelvin Griffin: You're the stump who ruined my life.

[to Davina] I can't think about music right now. Why? I don't know. Maybe because you're giving me a voodoo lobotomy!

Josh

I'd rather kiss the Outbreak monkey than use a payphone.

Deeks

Always knew we'd find the source of all evil in a vegan bakery.

Dean

We've got a nuke in a haystack.

Deeks

[to Rebekah] If you think that I'd ever in a thousand years do anything to hurt you, then you got me confused with Klaus.

Marcel

All right, one more doggy pun and I'm gonna have your nuts clipped.

Dean

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.

Dean