Meredith: You pulled a sleeping baby out of daycare to do your dirty work. You're disgusting!
Derek: He's got his mother's sparkle.

Prison's changed you.

Cristina

I'm bulletproof.

 

Meredith

It's like when we were interns. This is so much fun! Stealing surgeries, playing dirty...

Cristina

Amy: ... if he weren't in the movie, the Nazis would have still found the ark, taken it to the island, opened it up and all died ... just like they did.
Sheldon: [jaw dropped]
Amy: Let me close that for you.

We made a plan with his teacher that we were gonna to find him tutoring, we were gonna take a month and then we were gonna reevaluate. And that's what we're do. If you don't like it, talk to Ed. I'm goin' for a walk.

Joel

Indiana Jones plays no role in the outcome of the story.

Amy

Amy: When you told me I was going to be "losing my virginity," I didn't think you meant you'd be showing me Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time.
Sheldon: My apologies. I chose my words poorly. I should have said you were about to have your world rocked on my couch.

What's going to shred his self confidence is keeping him in a class where he cannot keep up. There are studies on this.

Julia

My DVR is 13 months pregnant with episodes of #Scandal.

Craig

There's a roommate issue that needs to be resolved that doesn't concern you. I think you should leave. I apologize.

Ryan

Tyynifer: You're so awesome right now. You're like a skinny Mother Theresa.
April: It's Dwyane Wade's house. I got the address off the internet. I really hope he's there when she walks in and throws a basketball at her head.