Quotes
[looking at a disguised Lindsay] Well, gentlemen start your engines.
George Michael
George Michael: Did he look betrayed to you?
Maeby: He kind of always looks that way.
We do a quick vote and it's Ciao, Fathero.
George Michael
A man. A woman. A bedroom. Let's solve for x.
George Michael
Maeby: I'm a Harris. Yeah, someone who 'inharris' a lot of money.
George Michael: Yeah, well, you know. I wouldn't put all my Annes in that basket.
George Michael: I wasn't yet O.S.
P-Hound and Ron Howard: Overtly Sexual.
[to George Michael] Stay on top of her. You might need to ride her pretty hard.
Office Assistant
George Michael: It's 99 cents.
P-Hound: Yeah, times three.
Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.
This hanger can hold over 500 nerds!
Maeby
If you don't believe me, do a something search on it.
Maeby
Maeby: Are you really going to whore yourself out like that?
Lindsay: I am not a whore.
Maeby: Yeah, you're a whore.