That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

Betty

Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

Ted: What an old tune. The boss in love with his protege. Is this all me? Because that will help.
Peggy: I think about it.

Pete? Ya wanna get your balls tickled? Go see a head hunter.

Harry

I don't like going to bed angry.

Nick

Maybe I should punch you in the face right now for puling the trigger on me back there.

Andy

You don't know McNally. She doesn't go off the wire. She doesn't miss calls.

Sam

Traci: You know what that means.
Sam: That your secret past is more boring than McNally.

Six month of work, two officers missing and you're still just worrying about yourself.

Sam

I was going to write pistol whipped but it wasn't a pistol. It was a shot gun but shot gun whipped isn't a term.

Andy

I'm just back into my marriage. I don't think that celibacy is in the cards, except for the fact that I'm just back into my marriage.

Shaw