Quotes
Abed, we don't have origin stories, we have lives. At least...yup, just me.
Jeff
Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant manatees.
Chris
Woah, Dylan, slow down. That sweat suit is not for sweating. If you take that crushed velvet on more than a brisk walk,it'll fall apart.
Tom
All that pain and torture, I've worked up quite a thirst.
Katherine
Will: Brittany's at M.I.T. touring the campus because she's got an early acceptance.
Kitty: That can't be true.
Due to a tragic misunderstanding, the prettiest pig beauty pageant has been replaced by a pork rib barbeque competition.
Chris
I'm boreddddd. Let's go have sex in a tree. He'll be back in 8 minutes.
Mona Lisa
I like the rain and the fish markets.
Donna
Britta, we're done. I ate a hamburger the other day and suddenly I'm not cold all the time.
Protester
We're really filling in some plot holes here.
Abed
I call it "the Crazy Quilt of Destiny," mostly because "the Loom of Fate" was already taken.
Abed
Abed: I'm the super-villain. I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everyone else--
Annie: Hey!