Quotes
Lena: If I didn't know any better I'd say you were jealous.
Savino: Of a week in Tahoe? I'd rather spend a month in Jersey.
You can leave here with money in your pocket or an albatross hanging around your neck.
Savino
Mia: All I see are strippers in old fashioned underpants.
Tommy: European strippers in old fashioned underpants.
The French have always been known for their flexibility. Just ask the Germans.
Mia
Nikita: Sam?
Michael: Or, Owen. Maybe we haven't lost him yet.
Jager: You'll be haunted forever.
Sam/Owen: I already am.
Michael: Who's his brother?
Nikita: No idea. I'm sure he deserved it.
Do you understand that if you fail you're friends back at the bunker will pay the price?
President
Oh my God, I'm the Jackie Robinson of the Kerkovich family!
Brad
Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.
My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.
Penny
Lamenation Jane? Why don't you just cover it in glitter you cheap whore.
Jane