Lena: If I didn't know any better I'd say you were jealous.
Savino: Of a week in Tahoe? I'd rather spend a month in Jersey.

You can leave here with money in your pocket or an albatross hanging around your neck.

Savino

Mia: All I see are strippers in old fashioned underpants.
Tommy: European strippers in old fashioned underpants.

The French have always been known for their flexibility. Just ask the Germans.

Mia

Nikita: Sam?
Michael: Or, Owen. Maybe we haven't lost him yet.

Jager: You'll be haunted forever.
Sam/Owen: I already am.

Michael: Who's his brother?
Nikita: No idea. I'm sure he deserved it.

Do you understand that if you fail you're friends back at the bunker will pay the price?

President

Oh my God, I'm the Jackie Robinson of the Kerkovich family!

Brad

Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.

My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.

Penny

Lamenation Jane? Why don't you just cover it in glitter you cheap whore.

Jane