Quotes
Santana: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.
Vincent: He's not bad for a suit.
Cat: And so begins a very unique bromance.
Jeweler: [to Blaine] Is this him?
Sam: No, oh no. I mean, he wants to do me, but we're just friends.
From where I'm standing, I'd take your future over mine. Look, I don't know if it would work, but I'm happy to give you some of my meds to try. Consider it a fair trade?
Gabe
J.T: I'm the one you almost had for a snack.
Cat: And that's Vincent.
J.T.: He's the one you're lookin' for.
Cat: You okay?
Vincent: Yeah. I just think until about a minute ago I was still telling myself it was contact lenses.
Let me break it down. No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you're shorter than a lawn gnome. Joe, you look like a Yucatan spider monkey. Tina is...you're just Tina.
Brittany
New rule, no one takes the tranq gun unless we have a spare.
J.T.
There comes a moment in every performer's life that defines him or her, sometimes for the rest of their career. This is our moment. We've struggled. We've endured. And now we must triumph.
Will
I thought you were going to tell me that I was an idiot and that's bullying and I won't tolerate that.
Brittany
Vincent: Okay quit worrying about meeting Sarah's parents. We got a bigger problem on our hands. Like there's someone else with corrupted DNA.
J.T.: Oh God - she is pregnant?
Vincent: No, Gabe.
J.T.: Gabe got her pregnant?
Tess: So wait, he's all creatured out, on the loose, on the streets on Manhattan?
Cat: I think so.