Erin: I spent 12 years in Catholic school. There is no way the principal is calling me at 7:30 in the morning to request a meeting to tell me you're a straight A student.

Carter: I came to New york to ask her to marry me.
Danny: I'm assuming she said no.

I like hearing you talking to your mother. She's probably the only woman you don't lie to.

Jamie

There may be things I can't change but I'm not giving up. I know when something's worth fighting for.

Dixon

Best way to get a dog to drop a bone, give him a steak.

Savino

Jack: I guess a guy will do anything to get close to you.
Mia: Never a dull moment between us.

I'm a bachelor. How come nobody brings me dinner?

Ralph

Jack: Are you OK?
Mia: I can think of better ways to spend my morning.

Katherine: I'm sorry if it seems like I haven't been in your corner lately.
Ralph: Sweet, Katherine. You're always welcomed back.

There like monks. They don't drink, smoke, or gamble. What's the point of living?

Red

Make sure you realize what you're doing and who you're doing it to. My advice, walk away now while you still have a chance.

Mia

Walden: Lyndsey is downstairs, breaking up with Alan.
Berta: Well, we knew this was coming. First time, I saw her, I told her to blink twice, if she was being held hostage.