We're in the middle of a life changing conversation and you're going to take a phone call!?

Adrian

Booth: That guy has no idea how lucky I really am. I mean, really luck.
Brennan: Aw, I love you, too.

His name is Arastoo Vaziri. And he is a good man. A generous man. And I love him.

Cam

Dr. Jacobs: We shouldn't do this. We're technically still on lockdown!
Brennan: Well, if we don't he's just going to shoot out the lock!

Brennan: I understand that when someone is blindly subservient to institutional authority, their judgment is frequently compromised.
Dr. Jacobs: That was an eloquent insult.
Brennan: I thought so.

Angela: You could be my lovely assistant...
Cam: If I wasn't your boss.

Angela: So why did we pay 8 zillion dollars for the software when we have you?
Brennan: Under normal circumstances, it allows me to take a longer lunch.

You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing but the Catholic school girl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.

Jane

Kip: It's my fault. I know.
Cho: Probably. You cheated on her.

Jungle theme. It's classy.

Jane

BOLO schmolo. We need to reach a wider audience.

Jane

What she means is that ours is more of a platonic love.

Jane