Quotes
There's just so much pressure to have a plus one. Like if you don't, you're damaged or broken.
Cat
Vincent: Her ideal date is dinner on a rooftop or hanging out on a fire escape.
J.T.: What are you talking about?
Vincent: This is about me.
You're not allowed to feel this sorry for yourself, unless you're sitting on a bar stool. Fortunately, I travel with a bar.
Damon
Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!
Rafi
We're also gonna sell your d*ck for gasoline.
Rafi
Ellie: Are you gonna get a divorce?
Jenny: No, we're not gonna get a divorce! We live in a great house!
Andre, this is prostitution-adjacent.
Pete
If you're into whores, I know some who are way cheaper and have much better taste in furniture.
Taco
Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.
Ruxin
Try the sock drawer. People leave the sketchiest things in the sock drawer.
Damon
Frank: My sister's vagina belongs in the Louvre!
Ruxin: Why, because a bunch of Frenchmen have been in it?
You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?
Dennis