There's just so much pressure to have a plus one. Like if you don't, you're damaged or broken.

Cat

Vincent: Her ideal date is dinner on a rooftop or hanging out on a fire escape.
J.T.: What are you talking about?
Vincent: This is about me.

You're not allowed to feel this sorry for yourself, unless you're sitting on a bar stool. Fortunately, I travel with a bar.

Damon

Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!

Rafi

We're also gonna sell your d*ck for gasoline.

Rafi

Ellie: Are you gonna get a divorce?
Jenny: No, we're not gonna get a divorce! We live in a great house!

Andre, this is prostitution-adjacent.

Pete

If you're into whores, I know some who are way cheaper and have much better taste in furniture.

Taco

Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.

Ruxin

Try the sock drawer. People leave the sketchiest things in the sock drawer.

Damon

Frank: My sister's vagina belongs in the Louvre!
Ruxin: Why, because a bunch of Frenchmen have been in it?

You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

Dennis