Wow, look at this room. So much wood ready to be worked.

Tammy

I don't know if you know this, but things with fat in them taste way better than things that don't!

Chris

I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.

Andy

This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.

Ron

Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?

You tricked out my squad car!

Tess

Get off my side!

Reagan

FYI nobody calls my brother a dumb ass but me and secondly your pas de chat's super rigid.

Reagan

Are you second hand smoking? It's a totally slippery slope dude. You go from piggybacking a guys smoke. Next thing you know you're giving your daughter's wedding toast through a hole in your neck. What a joyous occasion.

Scott

Scott: Wine em, dine em and redesign em.
Ava: I like mine no ice and no margarita mix. Then it's just tequila.

I was scared Cat. I was scared that the woman I found in those boxes wouldn't be the woman you loved.

Mr. Chandler

Marley: I was naive and insecure and self-centered and now glee club's over.
Finn: Well, you and I are still here, right?