Just goes to show you can't keep a good Kennish down.

Bay

Toby: It's not like Simone and I were written in the stars or anything.
Bay: Those would be some pretty messed up stars.

So we bonded over our hatred of the sun and the ocean instead.

Alex [about Bay]

Toby: What's up with your hair?
Bay: I went island.

Rusty: I shouldn't be going to this school. I'm not even Catholic.
Sharon: Just walk around with a guilty expression on your face. You'll fit right in.

Corcoran: Wait, so you're saying a negro did kill O'Connor.
Freeman: Yes, but as usual, you people just grab any negro.

WITSEC is like the ninth circle of hell for a guy like him...

Hardison

I hope one day...you can leave it all behind you.

Sophie

How can a witness in protection we've been watching for the last 24hrs get access to $100,000 we didn't see?

Nate

No one is trying to kill you, you idiot!

Cole

You may show yourselves out once the performance is over and then, please, never call again.

Elizabeth

You mean we gotta drive through a gunfight and not get shot like it's the Batmobile?

Hardison