Rory: We're all ears!
Amy: There's a nose joke goin' if someone wants to pick that one off.

Well, somebody's never been to Scotland!

Amy

You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? You're going to fire me at a planet and expect me to fix it?

Doctor Who

I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin

Lauren, you are always welcome here.

Bo

I love it when you totally geek out.

Bo

The message was clear. We go after The Garuda in the morning.

Dyson

Miss me?

Dyson
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In 10 years, you're gonna be teaching comedy at a community college and you'll be falling asleep to the Late Show... with Jerry Seinfeld. You're circling failure in a rapidly declining orbit.

Garry Marshall

Shit... there's not even enough time to jerk off.

Louie

Just don't clean here ever again.

Louie [after Housekeeping calls despite do not disturb sign]

They're all the same. They're all made from the same Asian suffering. There's no difference

Louie [on getting the best machine]