Quotes
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know, but I'm gonna live there some day.
Maybe a better man could have found another way. I miss you and I love you. I made my choice. I don't expect you to forgive me. I really don't.
Emmet
Jonas: You tried to kill me and now you want to offer me a job?
Clark: And a beer.
CeCe: Guys are always just showing me off, and I hate it.
Schmidt: I want to tell people about us because I think you are the dopest, flyest, smartest, ballsiest woman that I've sexually enjoyed in really long time.
Come on Schmidt! I can't be the first woman who's ashamed to be with you.
CeCe
Jess: Who do I speak to RE: getting something removed from the Internet?
Get him off my ship.
Tess
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.
Schmidt
I wish there was a word that meant complete satisfaction and complete self loathing.
CeCe
Jahel says he's bad news. She says we ought to toss him overboard. Look, we've been on the Bouina long enough I don't know what's possible any more. All I know is that when that girl gets scared, I listen.
Clark
Death needs dignity, not ambition.
Emmet
Do you? Because you're supposed to be the head of security and the only thing you seem to be securing is dinner.
Tess