My uterus is in my throat.

Vanessa

Who's the first person that thought 'you know what, I'm going to get in to an airplane, strap on a parachute and jump the f*** out.' you've got to be borderline crazy.

Vanessa

That was fun, but it wasn't fun.

JJ

This goes against all laws of nature.

JJ

When you've got loot on the line like this, you pee your pants if you have to, baby.

Bopper

I can just taste the burritos already. Do they have burritos there?

Kerri

Colette: I feel like I'm floating on air.
Maggie: We all are. We're at 30,000 feet.

You've lived your life, and I've lived mine. Now it's time we live them together.

Matthew

Matthew: Sorry for the vase.
Violet: Oh don't be. It' was a wedding present from a dreadful, dreadful aunt. I've hated it a half a century.

Richard: I'll be leaving in the morning, Lady Grantham, I doubt it we'll meet again.
Violet: Do you promise?

My son eats waffsicles!

Lynette

You better watch. This phone has a whoop-ass app.

Gaby