Quotes
I'm not looking for a guru. I'm looking for a murderer.
Lisbon
Let's get a stick and go and poke this 900lbs. gorilla. See what happens.
Jane
Stiles: I've got to get back to running my religion.
Jane: Yes, your flock won't fleece itself.
Bret Stiles. The brain washer and chief.
Jane
Liar, liar pants on fire.
Jane
When Cho shows up, grab him. Spread the pain around.
Lisbon
Penny: Please come home and let me cut your hair.
Sheldon: Amy what do you think?
Amy: There's not a hair on this body I wouldn't let this woman trim.
Penny: Where are you going?
Sheldon: Where ever the music takes me kitten.
Penny: Why did you get bongos?
Sheldon: Richard Feynman played bongos, I thought I would give that a try
Leonard: Richard Feynman was a physicist
Penny: It's three o'clock in the morning, I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun that lived in my butt!
Bernadette: You're so brave, I'm proud of you
Howard: I ate a butterfly. It was so small, beautiful.... I was so hungry.
Penny: Ok, what just happened?
Leonard: I don't know. Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer, and Sheldon being ok with you in his spot, I'm guessing someone went back in time and changed the course of human events.
I gotta run...[stops] but not with scissors, that would be unsafe.
Sheldon