MEREDITH: "Are we fine?"
DEREK: "Sure."
MEREDITH: "Not so convincing. I shouldn't have accused you of hovering. It wasn't nice... you were just trying to be there for me. But now I'm being available, and communicating, and getting naked, and doing all of you favorite things."
DEREK: "Good things."
MEREDITH: "Then why are you still staring at the ceiling?"

MEREDITH: "See, now you can't do that!"
DEREK: "Do what?"
MEREDITH: "Not look happy after sex. It's bad for the ego."
DEREK: "I'm fine."

"I'm getting in your bed naked..."


RICHARD: "Go away!"
ADDISON: "But we can help!"
PRESTON: [to Addison] "No, WE can help."
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
PRESTON: "He doesn't have any woman parts."
ADDISON: "Irrelevant."

MEREDITH: "Talk about divine retribution."
IZZIE: "What?"
MEREDITH: "He sleeps with his assistant, a carnivorous fish lodges itself in his penis, that's instant karma if I've ever seen it."
CRISTINA: "Well, Derek wasn't struck by lightning and neither were you."
MEREDITH: "Addison showed up, I had months of pain and self-loathing, crazy ranting mother and near drowning off the side of the dock, I mean, it's no fish in my ho-ho, but it's certainly not an easy ride."
CRISTINA: "Well, you know, I cheated on my boyfriends and I'm fine. I mean, am I the only one?"

MARK: "That was less than enthusiastic."
ADDISON: "I'm gonna be more enthuasiastic when we cross the finish line."
MARK: "Just making sure you haven't lost interest in the project."
ADDISON: "Not at all."
MARK: "Good!"

MARK: "Twenty-eight more days and then it's you and me in a locked room for record breaking, earth shattering, mind blowing..."
ADDISON: "I got it. Thank you."

[narrating] "As interns, we know what we want, to become surgeons. And we'll do anything to get there. Suffer through killer exam, endure 100-hour weeks, Stand for hours on end in operating rooms, you name it, we'll do it."


MARK: "Your picture's gonna be everywhere. The police, the news, the Internet."
JANE DOE: "But if my face looks completely different then what good would pictures do?"
MARK: "I was able to maintain aspects of your bone structure so your face bears some similarity to your old one, plus your hair and your eyes are the same."
JANE DOE: "You think, do you really think someone might recognize me?"
ALEX: "I think you should smile."

MARK: "'I’m a friendly guy?'"
RICHARD: "Sloan…"
MARK: "She pressed 5 and got off at 3. She’d rather walk up two flights of stairs than flirt with you. Hell, she’d rather climb up the outside of the building."
RICHARD: "I wasn’t flirting."
MARK: "You’re telling me!"

COLIN: "Nothing like a quick ventricular reconstruction to jump start your morning, eh?"
CRISTINA:"Okay, you’ve officially become creepy. Creepy and... stalking."

JANE DOE: "I know this is going to sound terrible, but I’m not bad looking!"
MEREDITH: "I think beautiful’s the word you’re looking for."
IZZIE: "I was gonna say hot."
GEORGE: "I was too, but I think I would have gotten in trouble."
MIRANDA: "You would’ve."