Quotes
Housezilla left quite a path of distruction.
Hodges
Greg: I heard worked with Finn in Seattle?
DB: Yeah, yeah, you heard right.
Greg: Rumors are that you fired her.
DB: Right again.
Hodges: 528, that's the right address
Nick: As opposed to the other houses that were stolen last night?
Sarah: Your saying when you went to work last night your wife was in the house and now they are both missing.
Dwayne: Yes, that is what I'm trying to tell you people!
Nick: Think someone was after the house or the wife?
I live with 4 teenagers, you live with 2 adults.
Claire [to Gloria]
She promised she wouldn't tell Dad until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out.
Haley [to Alex]
There are blind models? That's so sad, they can't see how pretty they are!
Gloria
Do you think it would be offensive to ask my daughter to walk on my back?
Cam
Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.
She's like a dream, wrapped in a wish, poured into jeggings.
Manny
Remember that time I told you I couldn't make your figure skating competition because I was stuck at work? By stuck I meant drunk and by work I meant the golf course!
Jay
It happens. Dolls grow up.
Haley