I'm struggling with the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law.

Erin

If you're going to eat that here you better have brought two.

Frank

Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Danny

The hardest day at work is easier than any day raising a teenager.

Henry

Which brings us back to ... put my hardware down, Bitch.

Birkhoff

And my mother. You will give me my mother you son-of-a-bitch. You have until tomorrow morning to decide. And, thanks for the suite.

Alex

Birkhoff: Lord Voldemort
Carla: Wait, wait a second. Go back. I know that guy.
Nikita: Ari Tasarov?

It's been a long time Uncle Sergei.

Alex

It's weird I feel like I'm about to tell everyone I'm Iron Man or something.

Alex

Good morning, Vietnam!

Lucifer

Sam: You going to sleep?
Dean: Damn straight. Screw consciousness, I say.

Is this what you do? Find postal workers, make them go postal?

Dean