I know you probably think cupcakes are totally lame. I know I do. So if you could do me a solid and take care of these extras.

Jess [to Remy]

Train to Panama all sold out. Must be Mardi Gras!

Schmidt [with foreign accent]

Remy [to Nick]: You get to be the underpants captain tonight.
Jess: Great choice, Remy. Nick will make a great underpants captain.

Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it's just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.

Nick

What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?

Schmidt

I could feel him. Alive. Mr. Emmet is alive.

Jahel

There's a whole world of things out there that I never knew. That are just terrifying. But you knew. Maybe you were just trying to protect me all that time. I'm here for you. If you're still out there. If there's a chance you're still alive...

Lincoln

Tess: What do you want from us?!
Doll: Mommmmmmmy

Lincoln: If she can take my mom, she can give her back.
Lena: How do we do that?
Lincoln: We give her what she really wants.

He knew what he was doing out here. That he'd be inviting in ... darkness. He wouldn't ever risk exposing you or Tess to that. But me? He could risk me.

Lena

You're pissed because instead of going to his son who graduated medical school he came to me. He had a question and I was there.

Lena

You should put the camera down and watch where you're walking Clark.

Tess