Literally sucking a victim dry?

Renard

And now you know what I am.

Nick

Caroline: I've never really been anywhere.
Klaus: I'll take you; Wherever you want. Rome. Paris. Tokyo?

Malory: Who taught you to drive?
Cheryl: This guy I know called my dead father.

That was for Pearl Harbor!

Malory

Black, powerful, sexy. Like if Ron O'Neil was a car.

Archer

Lana: How much did Dodge kick in?
Malory: Not as much as you'd think.

Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: Is it going to kill everyone?
Krieger: Press that blue button.

Archer: Does no one seriously no what today is?
Pam: Tuesday?
Cheryl: The rapture?

I'm going to Florida...and I'm not coming back.

Erin

Do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 'Cause I wanna shower when you're showering...save some water.

Jim (to Dwight)

Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.