I specialize in bird law.

Charlie

Was he joking when he cut his family into little pieces and ate them for Christmas dinner?

Fatty Magoo [referring to Psycho Pete]

I've tacked on mass.

Mac

If we get our psycho back, we get the freight train back.

Mac

I'm gonna bang Tom Murphy's black wife.

Dennis

Look everybody! The Aluminum Monster's back.

Adriano

Charlie: Why are we hanging here?
Frank: Cool kids got us.

Doc Robbins: I'm sorry for not believing you,
Judy: I'm sorry for keeping secrets, I wanted it to be a surprise.
Doc Robbins: You certainly did that.

I have the motive for murder. Queue the banjo music.

Greg

Judy: Al, we need to talk.
Doc Robbins: Judy, I need to believe in you, in us. And if we talk and I'm not convinced, it will be gone.

Hodges: I'm just saying when I play "Sexual Healing" its foreplay.
Greg: Playing it for yourself doesn't count.

Brass: You've got to prepare yourself; it's only going to get worse.
Doc Robbins: You need to prepare yourself to be wrong. You past is clouding your judgment and I expect more than that from you.