Quotes
Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.
Where's my bling?
Rachel
It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.
Artie
That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.
Santana
I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.
Sue
Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.
Sue
Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.
Finn
Finn: All I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: All I want for Christmas is you, too. And five things on that list.
Kono: [sniffle] I promised I wouldn't cry
Kamekona: Me too
If you don't cooperate I will call the warden and have you enrolled in the "psycho of the week program"
Fryer
Kono: We can't go at these guys straight on.
Fryer: I got a badge that says I do whatever I want.
Danny: Good, let bye-gones be bye-gones, maybe you want to hug it out or fist bump:
Fryer: No, let's just work the case.