Well, since our bad-mannered correction officer didn't do so, let me introduce myself.

Peter Goldman

Sophie: true love does exist.
Eliot: May it always prevail.

Come on, fist-to-cuffs? Really?

Eliot

Nate: I picked you; Hardison, Parker, the others.. I picked you, alright?
Sophie: Ok

Eliot: Want me to teach you about the wines...again
Hardison: That's just hurtful, making assumptions.... yes, I need you to teach me about the wines again.

Eliot: Steak dinner to ever who gets the highest bid?
Hardison: I'm in.

Parker: Ooooh sparkly
Nate: Parker, not burgling
Parker: But these jewels are just asking to be taken.

Parker: Let's go steal a sweetheart.
Eliot: Ugh..
Parker: A widow? A spider?

Hardison: They were married less than a month later.
Sophie: See, love at first sight.
Eliot: yeah, she wanted to get hitched before the background check came through.

Do you remember Hungary? Does Chuck know about that baby?

Shaw (to Sarah)

That Grimes kid, he's not that bad. You should maybe give him another chance.

Casey (to Alex)

I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was.

Chuck