Quotes
Between you and me, I don't think he should be Santa. He has many drawers...sinful drawers.
Gita [to Brad and Jane]
I wouldn't turn my nose up to dating a mugger, they're entrepreneurs.
Max [to Penny]
Mugger: Lady gimmer your purse!
Penny: What? Lady? I'm only 30. That's like mid to late 20s!
So Al, you're really going with the coupon books that no one wants again this year? It's the gift that keeps on disappointing.
Dave
I love Indecent Proposaling with you!
Brad [to Jane]
Penny: Really you want to play santa? Because you hate holidays and you hate kids.
Max: Yeah but I love making extravagant promises that I don't have to fulfill. Plus Penny I really need the cash, my limo business has hit a few schnags.
I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.
Penny
Egg nog is delish! Dairy and liquor are really one of those underrated combinations.
Penny
Strauss: I'm sorry, I just don't have the patience for this. He's clearly hiding something.
Morgan: All due respect, ma'am, have you been drinking?
Strauss: What? What are you talking about?
Morgan: Strauss we have one shot at this.
Strauss: You think I don't know that?
Morgan: Well if he smelled what I smell on your breath right now, the credibility of this investigation would be compromised.
Dr. Reid: A man like Massey sets rules but is the first to break them. He's left alone to run this kids lives but nobody questions him.
Garcia: Man, it sounds so sad and scary when you put it like that.
Reid: His policies are a combination of many other philosophies but I'm not sure where his actual leadership lies.
Garcia: I believe that it does. Lie, that is. It's a joke.
Reid: Oh, good joke.
Agent Rossi: Nothing was nice about that kid, it's like he strong-armed everybody.
Garcia: Well then the points are for bad behavior, only they're not calling it that.
Agent Prentiss: We should look at the points of everyone who died in those woods. My guess is they were all bullies.
Dr. Reid: Except for Josh.
Dr. Reid: You'd think the laundry room would be closer to the dorms.
Garcia: It's not in the basement?
Reid: It's on the opposite side of campus, that's so strange.
Garcia: Yeah.
Agent Rossi: Leaves of three, let them be.
Garcia: Oh man, poison ivy, alcohol swab stat.
Agent Prentiss: You know if I've got it, so do you.
Rossi: I'm Italian, it knows better.