Quotes
People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.
Bart
If you ever hear a star's name and wonder, is he dead? The answer is either "I represent him" or "yes."
Annie Dubinksy
And all the movies are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hackey.
Krusty
"O come on! They don't own French fries!"
Quagmire
"All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."
Stewie
Peter: "Well at least we have a jury of our peers."
Joe: "I don't think THEY see it that way, Peter."
"Keith Urban...Brett Favre....William H. Macy?"
Peter
Joe: "I know, an exciting day for me is when I watch wheelchair porn. Boy do sparks fly on those."
Quagmire: "Oh is it hot?"
Joe: "Eh, it's mostly chairs smashing into each other."
You'd think the mayor would know her own town.
David
Generally speaking, if you think something you want to do is wrong, it is.
Emma
You might want to ease up or that Brillo pad's going to press charges.
Emma
Whoever married Kathryn, it's not me. I didn't choose her. I'm choosing you.
David