Quotes
When you fake smile, everybody else fake smiles back.
Han
It's normal to be screwed up. It's not normal to romanticize it.
House
Patient: Now I have swollen ankles!
House: The medical term is cankles.
[To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.
House
[To a clinic patient] As much as I'd like to kill you, murder violates my parole.
House
[After describing Chase's upbringing] He's also dreamy, but that's not relevant now.
House
If we're together long enough I hope that one day you see yourself like I do.
Kevin
Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
Barney
Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
Barney: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: Two wrongs don't make a right?
Barney: No that's not it.
Hey dude fork over those nachos...
Marshall
I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff...like hard meats.
Marshall