Quotes
This is the worst impromptu bachelor party while on case ever!
Castle
We're not going to be seeing Carrot Top tonight, are we?
Castle
Walden: Is he prone to mental breakdowns?
Berta: Prone? No. Eligible? Certainly.
I'll give you a hint, I didn't do the dog people style.
Alan
Trust me, you do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.
Castle
That's the thing about luck, it changes.
Mr. Turner
You're a good cop, but I think you can do better if you minimize your distractions.
Gates
Jake: Uncle Charlie never treated me like a stupid kid.
Alan: That's nice.
Jake: He treated me more like a stupid person.
Man they got my good bong.
Jake
Besides Detective, I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do without him.
Gates
Walden: We're talk songs, thongs, bongs and schlongs.
Alan: If he had an autobiography, that'd be the title.
Women. Are you sure you want to spend the rest of your life with one?
Esposito