Quotes
Those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that's under investigation.
Dee
We can do whatever we want with our kids. And that's what America's all about.
Dennis
You look like you're at your own wake.
Mac [to Frank]
This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.
Dennis
I see amateurs. I see trash.
Charlie
I am not gonna diddle your kids.
Frank
How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?
Mac [to Dee]
You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I'm so much more fun.
Damon
Stefan: You shouldn't be here.
Elena: Where else would I be?
Klaus: I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now.
Damon: Honey, I've been called worse.
Caroline: Why are you trying to fix me?
Caroline's father: So I don't need to kill you.
Let's go and find someone to pair it with.
Klaus