Even good marriages fail. One minute you're standing on solid ground, the next minute, you're not. And there're always two versions - yours and theirs. Both versions start the same way though; both start with two people falling in love.

Meredith

Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Brittany: Wait. Are you working on a time machine, too?

Bridget: Getting pregnant is not a strategy.
Olivia: It is if you need to hold on to your husband.

It's a lawsuit waiting to happen!

Bridget

It's kinda hard to get romantic in between finger painting and food fights, Gemma.

Henry

Bridget: You want some help?
Juliet: I want you to leave me alone.
Bridget: I can do that.

We never catch a break, so why would we this time?

Dean

You never left Sam. You're still in the cage... with me.

Lucifer

Hi Sam. Long time no spooning.

Lucifer

You know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my pie hole. I'm gonna drink. And I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is.

Dean

Dean: Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Sam: Grey Poupon? Seriously?
Dean: It's what popped in my head.

Crowley: What do you think he's going to do when he finds out we've been conspiring? You do want to conspire don't you?
Bobby: No, we want you to just stand there and look pretty.