Quotes
You joined my big fat Greek sorority?
Holly
You proposed to me last week and you're already sleeping with somebody else?!
Annie
Give her a chance. I like her shoes and she smells like lavendar ice cream.
Fat sorority girl [referring to Naomi]
If you let me in your sorority, I'll buy your entire chapter.
Naomi
Yea...that's exactly what I'm going thru. Cause my husband's cancer equals not having a social life.
Ivy
What happened to the good old days when you could buy yourself into high society?
Naomi
The janitors got new uniforms. I kind of liked the old ones better. This one's very Sunset streetwalker.
Holly
Well that’s what we do, we fuck up. And then we try to fix it and we fuck it up some more. And we do it the most with our family because that’s the safest place to practice. But that’s the shit that makes you a man.
Andy
Nancy: You’re a coward. You’ve always been a coward.
Jill: Cowards have a funny way of being awarded custody.
Silas: She’s never going to forgive me.
Andy: First things first, you need to apologize. Good Lord and Creator made us fellable creatures. And who knows, maybe it’ll all be fine. Maybe she wont lose Stevie. She’ll probably lose Stevie but she’d kill Jill first. Maybe she’d have Shane do it.
Our family is breaking apart.
Andy
Heylia: Get out.
Nancy: Heylia, it was all a big misunderstanding. None of it was Silas’s fault. Please don’t cut him off.
Heylia: I learned that you and your son are one in the same. And I’ve had enough.