Quotes
I am NOT included in the price of your ticket!
Maggie
Life is brutally simple. Life is getting what you want and protecting who you love. And everything else is weakness.
Ben
Bree: Is this actually happening? Gaby Solis is asking us for sex tips?
Gaby: I know. It's the apocalypse.
Old people are adorable. I love their little raisin faces and those tennis balls they put on their walkers.
Renee
What am I, a cat? I'm allowed to be out past ten.
Mrs. McCluskey
Omg, everyone's already tweeting "Stewie Just Said That."
Stewie
Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes.
Brian
I assume if there's an ideal weight for serving drinks, then surely there's an ideal weight for looking down one's nose.
Maggie
Kate: I don't know, I couldn't see through all the smoke.
Laura: Smoke?
Kate: Yes, mother was breathing fire.
You think Brooks Brothers had each other's backs like this?
Cam
Would it be weird if I asked little man where he got his boots?
Ben
Ben: You think like, I'm too nice to make it as a designer?
Julie: Wow, weren't you just practicing being edgy on my ass?