Sometimes the truth hurts. But, I'm going to bring truth to the people. I'm the people's champ.

Situation

It was called a tag team, not tag rob.

Vinny

It was supposed to be a Menage-a-twin, but my whole menage-ery went awry.

Mike

Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.

Jane

You're holding me hostage. You think you have any right to ask me personal questions.

Maura

Here's a deal. I'll do sensitivity training. You never do Brando.

Jane

Axel: You're a cop. That's a turn off.
Jane: Bummer.

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

Stay off the Law & Order reruns. Stick to Rhinoplasty.

Alec

This isn't a story by Dickens, it's LA in the mid-90s.

Emma

Have no fear, I shall remain your dirty little secret.

Thayer [to Sutton]