Quotes
What the hell is code pink around here? Sending the guy with the mop to look both ways in the parking lot.
Stan
Holy crap. Did you go to Costco or buy a Costco?
Mary
Don't get all Julie McCoy on me. This isn't the Love Boat. There isn't going to be a double wedding.
Mary
Whoa, wait. That's what they're going to drive the kid around in? Some junked out background car from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Mary
Guy: You've got something on your head.
Larry: I believe they refer to that as a smiley face. They're frequently used by idiots at the end of emails and text messages, such as "I miss you ...smiley face."
That's a long time for sorrys. That's like saying Happy New Year in October.
Larry
The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Deano!
Larry
Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell outta here!
Larry
There are two things about Dog that everybody knows. I am clean, and I'm fair.
Big Dog
I will be the Edmund Hillary of shitting wear you eat.
Larry
You know I talk during intercourse too.
Larry
Cheek to cheek contact for men, that's unacceptable.
Larry