We're not soulmates. We're mole mates.

Lee

My family is blunt, tense and can't relax for shit.

Cathy

I thought I was the answer to our investigatory hurdles.

Nina

You tell us. Respect the badge.

Gary

Hey Cameron, you're up in my grill. You gotta get out of my grill.

Gary

I'd like to see these fancy badges do that.

Nina

I have bruises in my hair.

Gary

I must have started drinking again because the woman who tried to activate a super volcano with a giant fork is standing here and you're all acting like it's a potluck.

Pete

First she wants a room with a view and next thing she's eatin' a guard's face.

Pete

Yes, just what the world needs a rich, homicidal maniac. You can buy yourself a secret island lair and hire someone to twirl your mustache.

Pete

I love Pittsburg they put fries on nachos here.

Pete

Artie: I'm just gonna pretend we own a big down.
Claudia: We kinda do.