I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.

Santana

We have to go in. Strike that we have to break in.

Kurt

Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Finn

OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?

Puck

Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.

Three armed cops and a writer makes four, you're under arrest so get on the floor.

Castle

Gibbons: Your days in Chicago are numbered Teresa.
Colvin: Whatever the number, it's more than yours.

"Pops" Wysocki: You need to stop them Jarek
Wysocki: It's not them pop, its me.
"Pops" Wysocki: You needed to talk to me first!
Wysocki: If I had done that I wouldn't have been able to do it.

Chris [Liam]: I got into this to get Gibbons. What did I get shot for? If she can get Gibbons, give her whatever she wants.
Colvin: There were times when I wondered if you were up for this job [smiles].

One thing I have learned about fighting crime in Chicago, it's a marathon not a sprint, you better be ready to go the distance.

Colvin

Wysocki: What was he into Karen?
Karen: I can't tell you
Wysocki: Tell me what? That he was dirty? I already know.
Karen: He said it would break your heart

Cuyler: I will stop fooling around if you will grant me one date, with flowers and candles, and Sheakspearian sonnets.
Colvin: You know I can't do that
Cuyler: I know you feel like you have to be your best, but you can't let the job be your whole life Teresa.