Quotes
Bender: Uh, hey, buddy! Yo! You mind taking your head off?
Robot: I'm sorry, sir, but I need it to watch the movie.
Bender: Just ask Flabby over here to describe it to you later.
Robot: Sir, she is as the factory made her.
Bender: Well they should have stopped making her about halfway through.
Great job, kid. You lost and you made it look almost half real. I want you to have this card good for 10% off at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Doubledeal
Leela: I lost my chance to be a champion. I won't let you throw away yours.
Bender: Leela's right! I don't wanna end up a loser like her. Count me back in!
Excellent. Bill, Keith, you will go to Junior Championships. Bill, congratulate Keith when he regains consciousness.
Fnog
Fry: Can I have a small slurm please.
Man: For 25 cents less you can get an extra small?
Fry: OK.
(man pours one drop of slurm in a really small cup)
(Fry moves to fast and the drop falls out)
Fry: Ohh!
It's one thing to win a fixed fight; there's dignity in that. But to lose? And in this atrocity? I can't do it!
Bender
Leela: Not Fnog! Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl!
Bender: I'll put on my tutu!
Fry: Cool! Let's see this one!
Leela: Nah. I'm not in the mood for a historical documentary. I've heard good things about Quizblorg, Quizblorg.
Amy: Guk! I hate subtitles. Alien films are so pretentious.
Zoidberg: Fellows! Fellows! How about a film we can all enjoy? Planet Of The Clams. It's about an upside-down world where lobster is slave to clam.
Bender: Who invited you? Let's just see All My Circuits: The Movie.
Fry: Yeah, I wanna see that.
Bender: Good point, Bender.
Leela: Ready Bender?
Bender: I was built ready. Gimmee the bell! Gimmee the bell! (Bell rings) Did you hear a noise?
Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling. But it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Fry
Bender: Hey, Bender the Offender doesn't need you. Bender the Offender doesn't need anybody!
Fembot: What about us, Mr. The Offender?
Bender: Well obviously I need floozies! Let's roll!
Hermes: On to new business. Today's mission is for all of you to go to the Brain Slug Planet.
Zoidberg: What are we going to do there?
Hermes: Just walk around not wearing a helmet.