Quotes
I used to be that kid. If I had the chance to mess with a cop I'd do it.
Cho
Come on Starsky. Let's go get him. I'll drive.
Jane
Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads
Finn
Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.
Jo
Slow down there. Just like a man, wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on.
Jo
Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.
Kevin
I want pet day back. No dogs.
Angela
Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life, and if you ruin this I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively, not literall, because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.
Dwight
Dwight: What did Andy's tie look like?
Erin: Navy blue. Little red anchors.
Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...
Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
Jim