"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.

Phil

I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."

Phil

Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that casts an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks of the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woes, because if there's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism! Also angels.

Rachel

Shane: Nicki and I were in love.
Peter: Did Nicki know that?

Can't we just tell Dad you yelled at me?

Lacy

You two can't wait for me to find the bodies? You've got to go find them on your own now, huh.

Baker

I know this is a terrible time for you and I'm afraid I'm going to make it a lot worse.

Megan

So either gravity failed or someone's lying.

Peter

Your mom is Brooke Davis, and she has enough strength for all of us.

Julian

I'm sure in three months I'll be wondering who I was before we had a family.

Julian

You inspire me. Your goodness inspires me.

Chase (to Mia)

Chase: Can you write thanks for the 45 seconds of heaven?
Mia: 30!