Quotes
Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.
Amy
(To a box of expensive shoes she's about to take back)
Penny: I'm sorry, shoes, but you have to go back.
Shoebox (Penny): But, Penny, we love you.
Penny: I love you, too, but you cost more than my rent.
Shoebox (Penny): But Penny, you look so good in us.
Penny: (To Amy) Damn it, the shoes are right!
Is the team standing by to fuck that little boy Kyle?
And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!
Randy
No, dude, fuck you, we're burning this shit.
Randy
Ellie: What do you want him to do? Live here until he's 60 so you two can spend every second of your lives together?
Jules: Oh my God that would be amazing.
Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.
Ellie: Are those all our houses?
Grayson: And that's us there, burning alive. You don't even have a head. No, wait, there it is.
Ellie: Why is my severed head still screaming?
I don't know exactly what your race is, but I am into it in a big way.
Laurie
Ellie: You should be spraying it from the other side to push it all towards the curb.
Grayson: Are you really telling me how to hose?
Travis: Mom, that's not you.
Jules: Oh, it's me, I toss asses!
What a great day! Man, this calls for some celebration wine. Oh, sorry, this is also my there's nothing good on TV wine.
Jules