Quotes
Penny: All right, try thinking about this -- Sheldon and Amy had sex.
Raj: Shut your ass.
Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.
Amy: I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance.
Sheldon: Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a "blow by blow" as it were.
Amy: Pun intended?
Sheldon: I'm sorry. What pun?
You see evil everywhere.
Erica
Grace: (to Rigsby) Be yourself.
Cho: Yeah, don't do that.
We make love with our hearts but first we lust with our eyes.
Erica
Anything to stop you dating your co-workers.
Cho
Talk to me when your ex-husband remarries someone ten years younger and two sizes smaller.
Kim
Maybe she escaped one animal only to fall prey to another.
Sara
Spends her life helping others dodge punches, but she couldn't dodge this one.
Sara
You know, it's not how you come into this world that counts. It's how you live it.
Doc Robbins
Nick: Hey, do you think three steaks and six eggs is bad for you, doctor?
Doc Robbins: You know what coroners say, don't you Nick? Everyone eventually dies of a heart attack.