Because I spent the last 50 years lying, to the world, to my family, and the first lie is the hardest. Then, it just gets easier, and my family is broken now because of it. Tell the truth, before it's too late.

Royal Abbott

I've got Martha.

Joy Hawk

It's gonna eat you up to keep all of this inside.

Royal Abbott

When I realized it was me who was the one in pain when I realized that I had created the hole inside me, it spat me out like it never wanted me in the first place.

Royal Abbott

Colin: Imagine what you would want to say to me if I were a suitor without concerning yourself with how I might receive it.
Penelope: Your eyes... are the most remarkable shade of blue.
Yet, somehow, they shine even brighter when you are kind.

Penelope: Colin, I cannot have you with me, whispering into my ear in every ballroom.
Colin: You will not need that.
We will have lessons.

My stories from abroad are not suitable for such tender young ladies.
Were I to tell you even the tiniest adventure, well,
I'd be forced to marry you.

Colin

Louis: Can you imagine never dreaming? Would you look forward to sleep? Or would it terrify you when the day broke?
Armand: Or is it the sleep of an infant?

Louis: An ancient doesn't need the blood as often as the young do.
Daniel: Intriguing. And disregarding.

Louis: My love ran a theater company for 150 years, Daniel.
Daniel: Your love was in a box, pondering a premeditated neck wound. According to Claudia. She wrote it. Let's choose to believe it.
Armand: Unworthy in San Francisco. Unworthy in Dubai. Disregard.

I've known exactly four vampires in my life, and you've all been the worst. Lestat, Antoinette, the motherfucker, and you. I'm looking for one. Just one that ain't a goddamn bastard.

Claudia [to Louis]

Louis: What the hell is that?
Claudia: It's a vampire.
Louis: No, I'm a vampire. That's a fucking catfish with teeth. It's dirty. Doesn't like us.