Quotes
I know! I want you. I don't want you to go on stupid dates. I want to come home! Can you admit that you don't know if you want me? No. You can't.
Jake
Every dumb, mean, stupid, vicious thing gets a light shown on it. The world would be a much better place, a much safer place, if people would just shut up.
Dr. Daniel Charles
But you know, glass houses, first stone. Maybe it's not the best idea to get worked up about other peoples faults if you have a couple of your own.
Dr. Ethan Choi
Vegans like deprivation. That is why they are vegan!
Jo
Attention all useless Kappa Sluts -- Congratulations! If you're reading this, it means you've overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email. Now if you're asking yourself 'Derrr, wait, I'm confused, is Chanel talking to ME? Am I a useless Kappa slut?' simply ask yourself the following question aloud. 'Is my name Chanel #3, Chanel #5, Chanel #6, or Zayday Williams?' If the answer to that is yes, then felicitations, this missive is for you!
Chanel
Dr. Nat Manning: That's not ethical!
Dr. Daniel Charles: Oh balls!
Then go pitch your divorce stories and go to the hotel and have sex with your husband.
Jake
Chief, I don't know who Roger Maddox had to step on to get where he is in life. but he picked the wrong people this time. We're the ones who run into the fires when the rats are running out. He's just another rat. We're gonna step on him.
Dawson
They know that we're going through a transition. For example, I'm going through a transition into a guy who is not wearing pants.
Jake
Dawson: So, how you feeling?
Boden: Like I've got a rock hanging over my head. Rope holding it up is about to snap.
Do not touch Scott's Twinkie. I'm serious.
Jo
Gigi was the planner. The George Clooney in their psycho Ocean's Eleven, but Boone was the muscle. Without him, they could never keep this whole thing going.
Pete