Quotes
If you think today was crazy, tomorrow will show you how insane democracy can get.
Ruth
When you realize you don't know what life's about, that's truth.
Ruth
Cary: You committed fraud.
David Lee: No, I committed selective depositing.
I'm a prop comic, not a dancer.
Jester
We are officially big pimping!
Chef
She's like a sister and not the kind of sister you marry.
Richard
I can't live like the fancy folk.
Gwynne
Relax Chistle-Chin!
King Richard
Progressive for the Middle Ages
Galavant
I just lost my f#cking castle!
King Richard
He dropped you like a plague rat.
King of Valencia
The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.
Brian