Quotes
Slider: I always wanted to be on TV. But don't make me look bad.
Rusty: No. The idea is for you to look like yourself.
All the bang with none of the death.
Walter
Hey! Did you see me on stage? I think I should run for office.
Toby
Reality doesn't just happen.
Colleen
We passed crazy a long time ago.
Happy
I'll check online with the Instagram, the Twitter and the Youtube.
Buzz
Threats are the lifeblood of reality TV.
Chip
I don't look like an Ursula.
Happy
What? Because suddenly I'm not guilty anymore?
Chip
Just do what you always do, refuse to shut up.
Cabe
Can I ask -- are you representing Slider or your political cause?
Rusty
I'm sorry I'm not making a bomb out of salami fast enough for you.
Happy