Britney Spears: Wait, are you still mad about that teleprompter accident?
Rogelio: It wasn't an accident. It was premeditated, and you were the premeditator.

Rafael: Is this about money?
Petra: No, this is about the fact that we've worked through our issues.
Jane: Like the fact that he threw acid at your mother?
Petra: You met my mother, Jane. Clearly you can understand the urge.

Kid gets slapped when he's bad. When you're grown, you get the fist. Or the knife.

Dodd [to Simone]

Every generation has their time.

Ronald Reagan

That's what people do! They figure things out, stay together, make it work.

Ed [to Peggy]

Me, on the other hand... I'm an optimist. So when I see this, I don't think the sky is falling. I think that, sir, is the sound of opportunity knocking.

Mike Milligan

My mother could find the cloud in every silver lining.

Mike Milligan

Karl: If you get the chance, ask him if it's true that Joan Crawford had crabs.
Lou: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

Son of a bitch is charismatic, I'll give him that.

Karl

I lost my wife because I wasn't man enough to put her needs ahead of mine. Don't make the same mistake.

Slaugher

You're too smart to be talking this stupid, Sherlock. If you really love that broad, you figure out what the problem is and you do something.

Slaughter

Flowers are a nice thank you gift. A giant Rambo knife, that's psychotic.

Castle